All stbernardine.org visitors are welcome because the Term
universal. Of particular interest to the parish web site
committee is that your visit be intellectually stimulating, spiritually sanctifying
and especially gratifying. Therefore, we hope that you always Use all
buttons, links, menus, and aids while abiding with the Ten Web
A.K.A. The Ten Web
I. I am the Lord your God, thou shall not have any
strange gods before me nor shall thy post any
web site material contrary to the Catholic Faith nor infer anything contrary to
the Catholic faith when visiting our web pages.
II. Thou shall not take the name of the name of the Lord
your God in vain if something on our web site is not functioning or thy internet connection is slow.
III Remember to keep holy the Lord's day so please do
not become so engrossed at stbernardine.org that thou forget to attend
IV. Honor thy father and mother and respectfully and honestly complete all forms, questioners, and
emails to the best of thy ability before clicking send.
V. Thou shall not kill nor hack into our website nor try
to bring it
VI. Thou shall not commit adultery and thy shall always help
us clean up any mistakes or exaggerations for the sake of purity and modesty.
VII. Thou shall not steal any material that is posted on
this web site with thy mouse, keyboard or any other computer device.
VIII. Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor by sending
emails that are hurtful, angry, judgmental, detracting, slanderous or
IX. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife nor desire
another web site more than thy own stbernardine.org.
X. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor goods
and refrain thy desires to send us another's copy righted material for posting on
More importantly, if you remember the two greatest
commandments of the web, you shall have
summed up the entire ten web commandants.
1. Thy shall love the Lord thy God and His favorite web site ( a.k.a.
stbernardine.org) with all thy heart, mind, soul, and body.
2. Thy shall love thy neighbor and thy neighboring parishioners' web sites as
as you would have them to do onto stbernardine.org."